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The time has come, I have returned to present you the latest installment of video of the month- nothing too out of the ordinary, just the usual face biting at the Liga Roca de Córdoba club tournament in Argentina....



Apparently, Recreativo Estrellas goalkeeper Gabriel Orozco worked up a pretty mean appetite after swatting away a harmless shot from rival squad, Deportivo Motokart, over the crossbar. Instead of just patting himself on the back and preparing for the corner kick, he whipped out his inner Mike Tyson and chomped off a piece of flesh from Nicolas Cardinal’s face. Did I say Mike Tyson? I meant Hannibal Lecter. This guy just went beast mode on his opponent’s cheek.


Granted Orozco is probably mentally unstable but I have to give him props. Even though he was thrown off the pitch for the remainder of the game, I highly doubt anybody will ever willingly step foot in his six yard box again. Orozco is hungry for wins and human tissue, you better stay out of his house! Are you not entertained?!?

For those PTI fans check out a young Tony Kornheiser or T.K as his bros called him.

I must admit I am slightly jealous of Houston Dynamo fans. Check out this picture of the stadium getting its first helping of forever orange.

Speaking of jealousy…check out a mini slideshow of the dime piece wives and lady friends of some of the participants of El Clasico.

And with that I sign off. Until next month, be good my friends and thanks for your support of US Futblog. 

 


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